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Sunday, June 6, 2010

is there an alternative?

i hate boys.

they are:

confusing.
two timing.
back stabbing.
retarded.

i can never figure out what they are thinking and when i do -- i wish i hadn't.

is there any way to escape them?

4 comments:

  1. You could go on a mission!

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  2. I'll answer your question Kay Kay. It can be summed up in the words of Tim Allen: "You see men have something women don't have, the Y chromosome, as in why do I have to keep talking about the relationship." His words are simple, yet true. Women like to think and talk things to death. So take a deep breath and realize women won't change and men won't either!

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  3. I'm sorry you feel that way. But here are a few more reasons why not to like guys.

    Okay it finally all makes sense now..... I never looked at it this way
    before:

    MENtal Illness

    MENstrual cramps

    MENtal breakdown

    MENopause

    GUYnocologist

    AND.......

    When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy.

    Ever notice how all of wonem's problems start with MEN?

    Just keep being the amazing patient person that you are:)

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  4. Oh my Jordan I laughed for 10 minutes! That was pretty good.

    Katiemay I love you and I agree, these boys are trouble! But it's important to be patient because one day it'll pay off.

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These little notes sure brighten my day :)